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Noun. Plural.
Definition: An odd collection of medications (over the counter and/or prescription), vitamins, supplements and other assorted capsules or tablets, usually in a medicine cabinet or in one's desk drawer at work.
"Holy Hannah! Look at Susie's pharmacopia! She's got all the fixin's for a crystal meth lab!"
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Adjective.
Definition: A playah who is denied access to a woman's "playground in her pants."
"When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."
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Noun. Singular.
Synonym: "White Trash Famous Folk," although not limited to just whities.
Definition: A famous woman, usually of low self-esteem, who thinks that her money, status or beauty is excuse enough for her to do outrageously inappropriate or lewd things, usually in public.
See Also:
Courtney Love
Madonna (Pre-Kabbalah)
Britney Spears (lip locked w/Madonna)
Kelly Osbourne (pre-rehab)
Janet Jackson
Anne Heche ("Celestia")
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Noun.
Former husband.
Antonym: ISband
"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."
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Noun. Proper.
Definition 1: Official Motto of the US Pork Board
Definition 2: Pork, pud, shween.
Example 1: "The other white meat, it's what's for dinner."
Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
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Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
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Noun (place).
Definition: Where you'd be if you were administering fellatio or cunnilingus (aka "oral treats").
"Whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at C Level."
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