shween

slang for penis; see also dong

Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."

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Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty

Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"

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Shween

Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.

Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!

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Shween

A strikingly good-looking girl.

"There were so many shweens there last night, it was insane! "

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Shween

Shrimp sized ween

All junior high boys have shweens