mgf

mgf is machine gun fellatio except a different idea slighty. It is basically blowing your brains out, as that dude in Fight Club tried to do.

Dude why don't you fucking mgf already, it'd make our lives and your own better.

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AU

The astronomical unit (AU or au or a.u. or rarely ua) is a unit of distance, approximately equal to the mean distance between Earth and Sun. The currently accepted value of the AU is 149,597,870,691 ± 30 metres (about 150 million kilometres or 93 million miles).

That star is x AU's away from Earth.

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ITW

In The World

Comes from an obvious place called the internet where people are lazy fucktards.

Those guys fucking rock, they are the best ITW.

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