shooter

A guy who thinks he's God's gift to women and better than everyone else. You can find him hitting the clubs on the weekends, ladykillin' with a jack and coke in hand. They are always huge tools and have more muscle than is practical on a human, an absurb amount of hair gel, a gold chain, and chest hair popping out of an opened shirt.

"You see that dude over there with the spiked hair and the popped collar trying to spit game to those girls? What a Shooterrr haha!"

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Sapped

Sap is the creamy substance that comes out of your man tree. When one saps, one excretes this fluid.

I just sapped myself.

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Scrubstitution

When a sports team, most commonly basketball, knows a game is out of reach and subs in the bench warmers to play out the rest of the game.

Endicott knew the Scots had won so the coach went to Gary on his bench for a Scrubstitution.

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Tucker

A resident of the town of Mattituck on Long Island. It is also the mascot of Mattituck high school. They spend their days picking corn and sucking at basketball.

"Dude, Stony Brook rolled the Tuckers by 35 points."

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Fukuoka

A baseball team that no one in the world outside of Fukuoka, Japan cares about.

Fukuoka is lame. The Yankees would taint punch you. Suck on that.

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Clue Glue

Sperm shot out of the slang term for boner, a "clue."

"Man, I did so well on that test I almost shot clue glue all over myself."

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Sevs

Slang for the 7-11 convenience store, most commonly used on Long Island.

"Yo Mike, you wanna hit up sevs before the football game?"

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