Samuel T

Samuel T is a mouth breather with an open bite. He is a closeted homosexual who rants about his sexual conquests with the opposite sex but secretly wishes to sleep with his homies. Don’t get me started on his penis size, the word “micro” doesn’t do it justice.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.

Omg that dude is such a Samuel T!