Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Donât be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.
Person 1 - â fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriendâ
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* â I donât care, if you do it again Iâll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!â
Person 1 - âclassic Maxâ
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