Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

salt the rim

1) the dried white residue left on the rim of the penis after sex
2) the dried white residue left on the rim of the anus after sex

We don't have to have full on intercourse, we can just salt the rim.

lets finish these martinis, then go home and salt the rim.

the way you shake that fine booty makes me want to salt the rim.

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