You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!

Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!

Kashmir

When you receive any sexual favor with the song Kashmir by Led Zeppelin playing in the background.

Megan gave me an absolutely wonderful Kashmir last night. Topped it off with a “Stairway To Heaven” She really put “Led” in my Zeppelin.

Lana Rhoades

A respectable classy female who all young women should aspire to be.

She carries herself with grace and dignity and is an inspiration to all ladies and a role model.

Best known for her role in “Insatiable Slut Lana Rhoades takes massive BBC in both holes” she is an icon that all girls should aspire to be.

My girlfriend is such a boring prude fuck. I wish she was more like Lana Rhoades.

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Strapped

The new 2024 term for “Packin”
To have a large penis
I’m starting this new trend
Forget packin, homie strapped.

Max was packin 10” on a bad day. This dude is strapped!!

Pawghalla

When your life on earth is over and God brings you to heaven.

The name of this place: Pawghalla

Pawghalla is where alpha poon slayers go to slick up bitches and lay pipe in the afterlife for the rest of eternity.

A mystical paradise jam-packed with every naughty cum-thirsty PAWG you could ever dream of.

There’s literally heavenly babes in every corner. Enter one room, there’s a PAWG in doggystyle position ready to have passionate anal with you. Enter the next room, and boom, two PAWGs ready to have a steamy three way.

Every pornstar you ever beat your meat to will be there.

Megan Fox will be there.

Rihanna will be there.

That girl you had a crush on in highschool will be there.

Who would have guessed the afterlife would be one gigantic steamy fuckfest?

I hope when I die I make it to the pearly gates of Pawghalla

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Shark Gills

A term in bodybuilding used to describe ridiculously shredded obliques, which resemble the appearance of: shark gills.

Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.

Have you seen the GapeLord. The Shark Gills are strong with this one.