friendefiner

Friendefiner (fren deh fine er) NOUN. A person who keeps trying to make their friends names into words on Urban Dictionary.

How pussywhipped do you have to be to try to place your girlfriend's name in Urban Dictionary? "(Blank) is the most beautiful, wonderful, classy, smart and sexy woman in the world and the only woman for me," now THAT'S pussywhippped. What a friendefiner.

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splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

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cutickle

cutickle (kyoo ti kul) NOUN. A particle of cuteness.

Babies and kittens are composed mainly of cutickles, a newly discovered subatomic particle with no weight and strong attractive power at short distances.

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GOPbrain

GOPbrain (gee oh pee brain) NOUN. A Republican who is a pinhead, cretin or moron. From "GOP", (Gay Old Party) and "peabrain."

The Dumbocrats are twice as dubm as the GOPbrains.

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dumbtruck

A very stupid person. Literally, a truckload of dumb.

Who let that dumbtruck in? She just said Sarah Palin would make a good president! Now it's all over me! The stupid, it burns! AIEEEE!!!

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widgital

widgital (wi jit el) ADJECTIVE. The quality of small computerized devices. From “widget” and “digital.”

What should we get Lilly for graduation? How about something widgital, a video camera, or a computer or a navigation system?

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poetronics

poetronics (po et ron iks) NOUN. Circuitry or software that writes poetry. One example is, "Poetry CreatOR 2," an online poetry generator (created by Jeff Lewis, Erik Sincoff with help from Darin and Thad Nicholson).

An example of poetronics:

The Dancing Lady
by Anonymous

A robin travels from the alarmed Fuckmuffins,
Where the size of the revolver was all that matters
Transferring out, into the distance, the red wagon kicks.
Thrice she said with flattering hairs and horny sighs.
The day wearies, the hunting of pandas is fruitless, come to my embrace
Ecstaticness washed over she like a listless thorn,
With a youthful cluck and a magnanimous conceive we pressed onward
Cast me down from heaven for lying of dark palaces.
So deal not with this once thy glorious TV repairman.

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