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Means MarshMallows. This word is said when you feel like shit and your friend offers to bring you cocoa, you grunt in agreement and they ask is you want anything in it. You look them in the eyes and say MershMooo and minutes later, they bring you a steamy cup of cocoa with marsh mallows.
Flatmate: Hey bro you want cocoa?
Me: MershMooo
Flatmate: Ok sure, I'll be back in five
Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.
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It is the principal that everyone who buys a ticket to a football or rugby game has the right to play in the game. One of the ticket holders has to shout out 'Super Smash Brawler Ball' and then the arena becomes swarmed with all of the people in the stands and they beat the crap out of each other and have a fantastic time.
Spectator: Hmm, this is a fuckin boring game, SUPER SMASH BRAWLER BALL!!!.
All other spectators leap onto the field and join the game until there is nothing left of the arena.
It's like rugby and it's like football but it's neither of them. Footby is a sport in which you essentially play full contact football, but you can pick up the ball and throw it into the goal.
Me: hey guys' how was the footby?
Guys: it was great, I got a black eye and a fat lip but other than that, it was great.
The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.
Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.
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