eggerald

The almighty creator of all things you know and love. Her and her prophets will take your happiness as easily as one can breathe, puny blaspheming mortal.

I simp for Eggerald
Eggerald is hella gay

Trent

One who is undertaking the great quest for allergy pills across the land and seas. Only once he hath gained the power of the 12 allergy pills will he be able to procure the vaccine he so desperately desires.

Trent is a hoe (and not the good kind)
Trent needs his allergy pills