monogamour

a person with whom you're exclusively romantically involved with. especially as a Canadian/Quebecois

Allow me to introduce you to my monogamour, Max.

Jart

The type of quick-burning pre-rolled cannabis joint that was prepared in a cigarette roller. Commonly purchased in 10-14 packs here in Canada. This is not a doobie or a blunt. This is a jart.

This crowd is really stressing me out, I think I'm going to go rip a quick jart and get my head on straight