Fire-tist

One who is knowledgeable in the inner makings of a bonfire. Most importantly, the individual likes for the fire to look good throughout the entire process.

Damn max... when's that fire gonna be ready? Response: BITCH I'm a fire-tist, you can't rush perfection! Now go get me another load of wood. That's exactly why you burn up all the gasoline when your on fire duty!

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Glitter Ripping

A term used for a female fart. Soley used by a female who insists their poots are dainty and feminine. But in retrospect are just as nasty as a homeless persons farts.

Kayley, how do you feel today? Not so hot Amanda... I've been glitter ripping like a mofo! That's the last time I eat street meat after leaving the bar.