Fire-tist

One who is knowledgeable in the inner makings of a bonfire. Most importantly, the individual likes for the fire to look good throughout the entire process.

Damn max... when's that fire gonna be ready? Response: BITCH I'm a fire-tist, you can't rush perfection! Now go get me another load of wood. That's exactly why you burn up all the gasoline when your on fire duty!

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