Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.
I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.
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Smoking a bowl out of some chicks koolie.
That Jan, man does she love her bouncing tigger!
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Doing a blumpkin to a chick.
Vera is such a whore all she wants is a deep fried fish taco!
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Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.
Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.