Squinky

Something that is cute yet seems weird and not quite right. Seems to be under the effects of drugs but this is how they act normally, there is no reason to fear irrational or unpredictable behavior.
They may often voice sadist and/or masochistic thoughts and try to devour your soul, this is normal as it is required for them to survive.
On another note Squinkies love to bake cookies and will often win over people to their cause through such activities.

Person1: WTF is that over their man, it looks so cute but it's eating that babies cookies in such a violent way.

Person2: I don't know man, looks like a Squinky to me.

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