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Beat the witness

When a man strokes his penis till "baby batter" comes out.

Man...check out that fine lookin' hottie. Now I'm going to have to beat the witness!!!

by Mayo January 29, 2005

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Sophia Ben-Achour

A strange, rodent-like human that enjoys collecting squirrel and other small mammal parts for it's own purposes. The Sophia occupies its small mind by creating ornate decorative pieces out of twigs and other animal parts. It is also insatiably greedy and likes to steal food. It finds great pleasure in staring at shiny objects, and practices bizarre mating rituals.

It can also mean a bad hair day

I saw a Sophia Ben-Achour today in the woods and it looked hungry.

The Sophia Ben-Achour stole my crackers

My hair is so Sophia Ben-Achour today...the wind messed it up.

by Mayo May 16, 2014

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jeeter

Particularly used by Muslim Phackers.

He is jeeter than all of us combined.

by Mayo October 29, 2004

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Throth

The exact origin of the word is unknown, modern legend has it, its origins were first established within the west midlands. Throth is a word derived from the Word ‘Sauce’, first colloquially used in conjunction with chicken (Titin)

Throth can be used to describe any emotion based on current circumstances... E.g.

‘That was a throth dinner!’

‘Throth at me again and I’ll throth you!!’

‘There are days when all you want to do is throth’

by Mayo March 10, 2015

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yellow bellied cum sucker

A piece of shit lying asshole...ie...my ex boyfriend.

Girl that ex of yours is a yellow bellied cum sucker if I ever saw one!

by Mayo February 5, 2005

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po po

quick way to say police so that when you're drunk, u can get the point across fast and split.

MoCo Po po = montgomery county police

by Mayo January 16, 2004

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punk tard

When somone belives that they are punk by dressing in black, metal studs and colors their hair. they dont know the meaning of punk and usually listen to bands like good charlotte and simple plan, avril laveige ect. They heard punk was cool so they dress it.

Look at that punk-tard moshing at the good charlotte concert. Shes got the band tee on and wrist bands that she baught at clairs.

by Mayo October 10, 2004

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