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A pause from men. A break from the bitchuals of dating. A temporary state of bliss.
Daisy, you dating anyone?
Nah, not now.
I know this great guy, has a Harley David & Son. Interested?
Nah, thanks, am going through men-o-pause.
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Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.
CNN evening news:
As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.
a male individual who owes a female individual dollars
and cents.
In court, judges are usually more lenient with perpetrators
who confess "iowa dc." They refer the aforementioned
perp to an economist so he may gain knowledge on how
to manage dollars and cents.
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night fall when creatures great and small rest.
"...Was about 8 am when she stormed out. At the end of the day...it is her life."
"Did you say 8 am? No way - thatรยดs not the end of the day!"
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a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If youรยดre really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
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A Republican who drops his party to join another. When he repents he rejoins the Republican Party and thus becomes a Born Again Repubican.
You know, Joe is kinda wishy washy.
Oh yeah, how come?
Well, he was first a Republican, then he joined Save the Killer Whale Party and now he is a Repubican.
Ahhh, I get it.
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is caused by a bunch of kleptomaniacs
in a store, ripping off the same item.
Store owners get nervous as it puts
their customers under duress.
'xcuse me, canรยดt find the condoms.
what aisle please?"
"Sorry maam, we're out of them. We had
a problem yesterday...you know, hmm the ripple effect.
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