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Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

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Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

by Gtg_actup May 30, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Menopause

A process undergone by women in their late 40s to early 50s, involving the cessation of production of estrogen, and the brain chemicals responsible for empathy. Women undergoing menopause will develop an insatiable thirst for wine, but by this need quickly disappears as the process is completed, leaving only a single desire- to speak to the manager.

Menopause is the leading cause for wine mums.

by HintHint January 10, 2019

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menopause

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

by KillaPBJ March 18, 2006

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menopause

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy September 25, 2008

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menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

by yo momma November 28, 2004

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menopausal

The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop

uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.

by _Sam_ June 9, 2005

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