gnat's bollock

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

fuck off

Used to emphasise something that is very large. Became fashionable after the release of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. For Example:

I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck off shiny ones.

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eljundi

Being of absolute awesome nature.

An expression of ultimate greatness.

This party is so eljundi.

That car is definately eljundi.

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