Yume

Yume is often the name of a 30 year - old man who watches kids play at recess and tries to be "hip". In other words, Yume is the name of a 30 year - old pedophile going through a midlife crisis.

Amanda: Hey guys? Is that Yume watching us?
Devin: *squints* Oh shit! That is Yume!
Gabe: Should we call the police?
Devin: I don't know...

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Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

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