Tighty Whitey

A honkey who like to hold onto his money.
He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.

Wife: U gotta call tha landlord bout that busted disposer.
Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.

Uberty

The period of a person’s life when s/he is attending college or serving an apprenticeship. S/He cannot yet get a “real” job, and so drives for Uber to pay expenses.

I make good money as a doctor now but I was barely scraping by during my uberty.