Gimpies

Gimpies is a describing word, much like the word "gimp" but is a plural and more creative

My toilet cost more than your braces you squint-toothed gimpies

McDiarrhea

When you get bad diarrhea after having a McDonald's burger.

"Oh fuck me man, I just shat my insides out cause of that damn big mac."

"Sounds like a case of McDiarrhea."