Swannella

When someone is denying that they are gay for someone close to them, and calls you a plant in his/hers defense although they have dated someone, who sexualized as a plant before.

I had an argument with a Swannella last week, he was quite arrogant.

Kerchew

The term for the affects on ones linguistic skills after smoking anything.

Steve: Dude I just rip the fattest vape!
Bob: Dude you're kerchewing again.
Steve: Fuck the shut up.