lmao

lmao means “laugh my ass off”

Friend: two tomatoes walked across the street and one of them got hit by a car, so the other tomato says: come on ketchup let’s go!
Me: lmao
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: laughing my ass off

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs is the green little leave things on top of a pineapple. creds to Anix for making this word.

Anix: time to make the little green things on the pineapple top.
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!

Donald Trump

Donald trump is a dick. He is a pedo and a pussy. Vote him out

Friend: look it’s Donald trump!
Me: u mean the dick pussy pedo man?

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