Kum & Go

A convenience store which sells delicious Hot Dogs, Nacho Cheese, Gasoline, and a large selection of porn. It also has a name so offensive that you have to cover your kids eyes every time you pass by. The store is also commonly known as the Splooge & Speed, Jizz & Jog, Cum & Blow, Ejaculate & Evacuate, Spooge & Split, Bust a Nut & Bounce, Blow & Bail, Nut & Run, Ejaculate & Abdicate, Fuck & Duck, and the Jizz & Jet.

Oh my God honey, look at the name of that Convenience Store! What kind of monster would name it "Kum & Go"? There's kids in this town for Christ sake! Jesus, they might as well have named it the Splooge and Speed.

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