cool candles

much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.

You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.

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subterfuge snap

A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.

Text conversation:

Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.

Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.