DaxFlame

King of the retards.

Duke of the dumb.

But amazingly enough...

He's not retarded.

He's resmarted.

DaxFlame has become very popular on the 'ol YouTube.

Problem is, no one knows if he's for real or not.

His strange antics are amusing, and sometimes disturbing.

Such as when he dressed up as the love of his life "Sophia"

Or how he had homoerotic tendencies towards his "friend"
Jacob.

His hobbies include:

Peeing on people

Accidentally hurting himself

Explaining how stupid his mom is. (She's an izziot.)

Yelling

Crying

Yelling

Screaming

Crying

Yelling

Crying

Did I mention yelling and/or crying yet?

Whoever he is,

DaxFlame is truly, one of a kind, on the interbutts of life.

DaxFlame is the greatest american hero since that Hitler guy.

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