McGill University

A safety school in Quebec. Seriously - my dog could get accepted. A degree from McGill means you have the qualification to wipe the shiny asses of graduates from other, better Canadian schools. Speaking of graduates, for the ones McGill the minority are not virgins.

The school's unofficial motto is: when life goes downhill, come to McGill!

If McGill is your only option, kill yourself. Really. Your life is worthless at that point. The colossal waste of money and brain cells will have you wishing you spent more time reading in high school and less time huffing highlighters. My advice to admitted students is to empty a bottle of pain-killers and hope "mornin' don't come".

There is a dark reason why McGill students delude themselves into thinking they're going to a "prestigious" or "good Canadian school". The student body needs to face the facts (and some have) that McGill is a weak public school - shittier than most places like Univerisy of Toronto, Queen's, McMaster, UBC, Waterloo, and nowhere close to any of the top American schools. (By the way, if you ever hear a McGill student compare themselves to an American school, punch them in the face. Stupid motherfucker.) In sum, you fail at life if you go to McGill.

Coby: I guess this is better than going to McGill University.
*Kicks chair from underneath him*

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