Urination Anxiety

common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.

* this is for urinals

Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?

Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.

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