Pulled a Cord

When someone does something so ridiculous and stupid, and they don't realize it, and you have to actually tell them how stupid you are.

"Dude, I just asked the teacher if I had sex with her if she wuld give me an A"
"WTF dude, you just pulled a Cord."

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Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

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Got stuff to do

A phrase used when someone asks you to do something, and you either don't like the person, don't want to go, or both. This phrase is used very often by lazy people and liars.

Bob: Hey, you want to go to my house on friday?
Jim: Nah, I got stuff to do.

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