Crazioactive

n. Craziation, Crazioactivity. Usually pertaining to ex-girlfriends or scorned lovers, this term is used to describe a person with a significant amount of emotional baggage.

"Kim called me 5 times and texted me 3 times in a two hour period after I told her I wanted to break up. Then she drove to my house and climbed in through the window, screaming, 'You said you loved me!'...on her way out, she slashed my tires. I guess that means she's crazioactive now, and can't be touched for another thousand years."

"I met a girl at the bar last night whose left eye kept twitching every time I mentioned football. Whenever a team on television scored a touchdown, she brought up a different horror story about one of her many ex-boyfriends. It was a high-scoring game. I started to feel the crazioactivity, so I told her I was going to the bathroom and never came back."

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Guyger Counter

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.

Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.

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