Salamiwaffle

The salamiwaffle is a sex move where maple syrup is poured onto the cock and balls of the male participant, they then attempt to fill the female participants pussy with the syrup similar to how the square of a waffle is filled with one, finally the syrup is fingered/licked/sucked out by either participant and consumed with delight, the remainder of the sex is now syrupy and a salamiwaffle has successfully been performed.

Man 1: Yo Man 2 I heard you got freaky with that girl last night
Man 2: yeah I gave her a good ol' Salamiwaffle

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*