Racooning

The act foraging for food late at night in your own kitchen while under the influence of marijuana. One must sneak about their kitchen searching for munchies while trying not to wake up others who are sleeping, such as parents, spouses or any other person that would not appreciate you waking them up as you search for food. One must look for food as quietly as possible by the light of an open refrigerator.

I woke my wife up last night when I was racooning. I accidentally slammed the microwave door after pulling out a really hot mini pizza.

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