xbox

Another name for your Ex-girlfriend.

I went out with Julie last night, and ran into the xbox. Julie is so much better.

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McBauer

The purchase and consumption of 24 chicken McNuggests.

Dude! I'm starving! Let's go pick up a McBauer.

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crapnap

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

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