O'marathon

A long run comprising of 18 miles or more done purely for the sake of enjoying the scenery and environment of where the participant is running. Popular amongst high school and college runners in the Western Pennsylvania distance running community, it was created by the great American Distance Runner Timothy O'Mara.

"Hey did you run an O'Marathon Today?"
"I'm going to run an O'marathon across a glacier, it looks very scenic."

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caf-fiend

a caffeine addict, someone who enjoys caffeine so much that they will do anything to get it.

"Melissa, that's your 2nd rockstar and third cup of coffee! Caf-fiend!"

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Scary Gary

Nickname for Pittsburgh Penguins forward GARY ROBERTS, who is just plain bad ass 24/7, even at 42 years of age.

Scary Gary will end the Ottawa Senators playoff run... again.

Scary Gary beat the shit out of Ben Eager, who is young enough to be his son... BAD ASS!

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GARY ROBERTS

NHL Hockey Player with the Pittsburgh Penguins, at 42 years old he is the most conditioned and tough player ever.. See badass for more information. Will drop the gloves and kick the shit out of anyone at will. You have been warned.

Gary Roberts hit that guy into the boards so hard, he got every girl in the first three rows pregnant!

There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.

They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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hoagiewhore

An individual who stockpiles and/or hordes a large quantity of sandwiches and then proceeds to eat them in secret. The sandwiches are usually stolen from small children.

"Diddy is such a hoagiewhore. He stole those hoagies from the children at the park."

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