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Twinx

A snack consumed by two people by eating a Twix out of each other's asshole, usually during the act of love making.

Me: I've been pouding your ass for so long, I've gotten hungry. Want to split a Twinx?

Your Mom: Hell yes, stick the Left Twix in my ass and enjoy your snack!

by McLovin1969 January 7, 2020

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Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.

Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!

by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019