iPad

Apple's latest addition to its range of appliances, the iPad is a new breakthrough technology in sanitary care for women. It's new technology interface could even make menstruation fun for women everywhere. The iPad comes in three sizes, 16GB (Grams of Blood) being the smallest, and reaching the Maxi iPad, 64GB.

It holds up to 10 Hours of soaking life, and has a brilliant touch interface that makes it easier than ever for users.

Including Apples latest A4 chip, it has accelerometers to control flow and a light sensitivity chip to adjust light for users at any time of the day or night.

The iPad introduces a brand new media entertainment front to its users. With built in speakers and brilliant display, if it's that time of the month you can still keep your man entertained with movies music and full access to the internet.
Starting at 500 USD, the iPad will be the latest girl accessory, with third-party developers already looking at writing apps for more comfort, control, reliability and entertainment.

'Hey I just got one of those knew iPad's!'
'Oh yeah? What's it like?'

'Man you gotta have a go at one of these iPad's! So absorbent, so entertaining, so long lasting! Steve Jobs really has done it this time!'

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