taco bell

A fast food chain that serves faux mexican food that, in the Peoria, IL area used to be called "O Cat Bell" because of the employee's habits of mixing in cat feces with the ground beef and giving it to customers.

Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Taco Bell!
Me: You mean O Cat Bell? No thanks
Guy 1: mmm...kitties

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Strawberries and cream

When you cum in your girlfriend's vagina when she's on her period, reach your hand into her puss and throw the cum/blood mixture into her face, resulting in a Strawberries and Cream.

"I gave Betty the strawberries and Cream last night!"

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