The fanfic.
Shell, Link, and the snake created a tradition known as Sexy Saturday.
The way an awkward family gathering WON'T go.
When speaking to my online friend, we agreed our meeting wouldn't go hoefully.
What moms say instead of raccoon.
Mom: Oh look itâs an Egyptian dog thingy!
Guest: A what?
Kids: A raccoon.
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When youâre laughing too hard you canât spell correctly
IâM LAUGHING TOO HARD I CANâT BRETAHE
The closest thing to an insult Dragon Riders can say.
Hiccup: Now get us down, gently.
Toothless: *spirals violently*
Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.