Febrezing

The act of spraying things with febreze to make them fresh.

Man: Crap! I just spilt beer on my only pair of clean jeans.
Man 2: Try febrezing them.
Man: Morning dew or cotton fresh?

Tubba

A nickname for a guy that carried a little pre-adolescent weight. This 'nickname' can catch on and follow the guy around throughout his adult life despite his current appearance.

Old school friend: OY! TUBBA! How ya doin?
Tubba: I joined a gym, lost 5 stone and now I run marathons.
Old school friend: Nice one, Tubba!
Tubba:*sigh*

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