guido

A guy of Italian American decent puts tons of shit in his hair and acts like a complete douche. Usually surrounded by other douchey guidos who continuously pick on non-guido people. Many of them are also wiggers. Actually it’s all of them.

Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.

Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).

Jack: Dude did you see that guido get his ass beat by that guy.

John: no what happened?

Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.

John: Shit man you kidding me!

Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.

John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.

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