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someone who constantly fails at everyday activities that are not difficult to complete. People who are "Muck Suckers" are unaware, or oblivious of everything they fail to do. These people are the ones who give America a bad name, the people who DESERVE to live in a cardboard can outside the residential Walgreen's.
Arnold : "Yo, Pete. Look at that muck sucker trying to eat the perfume samples. Haha, I bet he sucks some serious muck."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."
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n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
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a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; Wangdongs cause anger because when pushing a wangdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your wangdong skids along the floor of each isle.
Yolanda: Hey, look at that guys wangdong, its totally draggin.
Frodo: I once had a Wangdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.
when someone flips (with their hand) either under your chin or your bosom. Getting stole means you simply arent paying a lick of attention or you are just some sort of little shit that people like to mess with; Getting Stole will either cause an awkward silence or start a violent war of "stealing" especially if someone gets stole underneath the chin.
James: Hey Eduardo...
(Eduardo turns around)
Eduardo: Whaa?
(Eduardo is immediately stole before he can react)
James: GET STOLE LIL BITCH!
Eduardo: You have no idea what you have started you insolent fool.
1 A tall person, usually asian, if not he's black. A Wang usually likes to pretend to steal things and act like a badass when really he reads at home with his cat.
2 A wang is someone who either is completely inept in almost everything they do except draw, or someone who acts like a dick all the time
Kieth has achieved wang status, he shoved a flaming bag of anus waste under my door mat.
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a name for a 1970s Buick Roadmaster with fake wood side panels, ususally in really shitty condition; the seats are very comfy with a couch-like setup in the middle seat row.
Steve : "Bro, look at that, there goes the Dank Tank."
Enrique : "Holy ass! That thing is dank!"
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