tabby mouth

tabby mouth is the rank taste and smell and some times bitty layer that builds up over the tongue from smoking too many cigarettes.

tabby mouth is often at its worst after a hard night out of boozing and chain tooting or when combined with brewy breath, but can be present at any time of the day.

I started necking off with this babe but all i could taste was chronic tabby mouth

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roysters

1) a bog eyed little boy with chronic B.O. , CHRONIC, no real friends and a MASSIVE bee oh en jee

2) sex toysters

3) a person who has plugged there batty with a penis shaped corkstopper

4) a teenager who is fragrant but not in a pleasant way

5) the scrawniest, skinniest most pathetic little bag of skin bones and spot puss in the absolute world

1) you know little ben, hes turning into a bit of a roysters dont you reckon?

2) if you go to ann summers you can buy a range of roysters (butt plugs)

3) almost every person in canal street manchester at this moment in time is a roysters

4) im smelling like a bit of a roysters at the mo

5) faz is well roysters

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microwave meals

microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)

can be abbreviated to 'meals'

they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch

i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?

and im currently munching some invisible chuddy

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pakified

1) some one who is, or has recently become, pakistani.

2) some one who has returned from a holiday, or a sunbathe in the garden, brown.

3) someone with mudd, shit, or any brown substance

1) Ajmal Allybishtay is a pakified young gentleman

2) Oh your back from spain with a fantastic tan, your looking practically pakified!! congrats!!

3) Get that shit of your face you look pakified

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Brewy Breath

The not so pleasant taste in an individual's mouth when they have consumed several cups of tea, and a layer of residue (or gack) has built up over the tongue.

Even more unpleasant when combined with tabby mouth (when the residue has built up from smoking too many tabs)

I pulled your girlfriend but dont worry! I had chronic brewy breath so she wont have enjoyed it

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bucky

to 'pull a bucky' is where a person becomes quiet and withdrawn, when he is in the presence of someone they do not know, do not like or are intimidated by.

the person who is on a bucky will commonly just reply with one word answers, and may become pale, and if they are under the influence of cannabis, and the person who is causing a bucky is present for a prolonged amount of time, the bucky may progress and develop into a classic whitey situation.

the feeling of being on a bucky is usually unpleasant

grem came down and i just went on a bucky

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invisible chuddy

the involuntary clenching of ones jaw and grinding of ones teeth accredited to consuming one or many of a variety of stimulating substances.

otherwise known as 'gurning'.

invisible chuddy is so called due to the fact that the motion of the gurn resembles the indivdual chewing chewing gum (otherwise known as chuddy/chuddley/chudson)

i necked 20 red bulls and half a line last night and honestly mate i was munching invisible chuddy

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