When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.
" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"
When you get herpes on your dick
"Bro I was munching on a moldy hotdog"
A female with an extremely soggy vagina
" I just ate that soggy McChicken "
The ass cheeks of a very large woman.
"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"
When her pussy is so cold and you pull out there is steam coming off your shaft
"Damn that one's steamy banana"
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