Turtle Kiss

While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.

"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"

"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."

"Dude...sick."

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