Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

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Choch

A choch is a dirty penis. Say you just pulled out of a girls ass and there is shit all over your dick. Your dick, is now a choch.

Choch is also a synonym for asshole or douchebag. If someone is being an absolute faggot, just call them a choch.

Hey billy stop being a choch!

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Mason

A mason is a kid who gets sexually abused by his mother, not father. Most of the time the mother will finger his asshole.

“Mason I swear to god ima finger ya asshole” (the kids name is not mason)

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The pass

The pass is the all time n-word pass only given to you by a black person. It means that you can say the n-word once and the black guy can’t get mad because he gave your the pass. Another circumstance is the all season pass. This means you have an infinite amount of n-word passes for as long as the black guy says you can. Ex: one day, one week etc.

“Hey homie you got the all season pass for a year!”

“Here’s the pass”

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