Mall Thug

A person who frequents the mall while wearing glasses, with cursive lettering on neck, acting all serious like someone's gonna take them out at any minute. These people tend to carry empty Victoria secret or foot locker bags but in actuality spend their money on handcuffs, masks, and whip cream at Spencer's. Many times the brim of their new hat has shiny stickers stickers on them and are angled up at about 45 degrees from the horizontal.

Person 1: hey I thing that boy is packing heat in that box!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!

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Peytavize

The ripping of the gooch, done by a rather large penis.

Girl 1 "he totally peytavized her last night"
Girl 2 "wow, her vagina and anus must be in joint paint!"

Boyfriend "dude i wrecked that shit last night!"

Boy1 "you peytavized her?"
Boy 2 "dude! You're the man!"