Jessica Cray

A wonderful Alex Werner-hating woman from South West Philadelphia

“You know that Jessica Cray girl? She’s so nice!”

Alex Werner

Asked out Marina that one time and was rejected.

“Did you hear???”
“What? That Alex Werner got rejected by Marina? Yea I heard that”

Michael Pearce

When someone is ugly and mean and gross and homphobic and has beef w d1 ku.

“Wow you’re being such a Michael Pearce today!”