Alex Werner

Asked out Marina that one time and was rejected.

“Did you hear???”
“What? That Alex Werner got rejected by Marina? Yea I heard that”

Jessica Cray

A wonderful Alex Werner-hating woman from South West Philadelphia

“You know that Jessica Cray girl? She’s so nice!”

Michael Pearce

When someone is ugly and mean and gross and homphobic and has beef w d1 ku.

“Wow you’re being such a Michael Pearce today!”