November 14

National Yell At The Moon Day.

Will: Hey, why are you going outside? It’s getting late!
Mads: It’s November 14 – Yell At The Moon Day!
Will: What the fuck does that mean?
Mads: You go outside and scream at the moon until you feel better. Don’t question it

dirty mads

The sex act in which two people do all of the following:
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.

My girlfriend and I pulled a dirty mads the other day! I was staring at a copy of a scientific paper on frog mating the entire time, but it was still the most fun sex I’ve ever had.